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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Poll: Writing Education and Training

As regular readers of this blog know, I am a fan of writing workshops, classes, books and festivals. I think that while people have natural inclinations towards particular talents, these talents can be enhanced through learning, knowledge sharing, and practice.

I'm sure most people would agree that doctors need medical education and constant training, but what about actors, artists, writers? Is talent alone enough to succeed, or can your career in this increasingly competitive world be bettered by learning?

I thought I'd set up a poll to see what others think. It's probably best geared towards screenwriters, but I'd like to invite all writers to participate. The poll is on the left hand side of the blog, under my profile, and has a variety of options for you to choose from. I've enabled multiple option selection, so please do click any that apply to you. (I'm not sure how easy it will be to interpret multiple options but that's for me to worry about!)

Question: What level of writing education have you undertaken/would consider undertaking?

Answers:
  1. Postgraduate education: screenwriting MA's, PGDips, creative writing MA's, etc
  2. Undergraduate education: English degrees, writing degrees, etc
  3. Writing Courses: for instance, 10 weeks of screenwriting nightclasses, intense weekend courses, Writer Academys, etc
  4. Occasional Workshops, Seminars, Masterclasses: such as the Adrian Mead, Raindance or Script factory workshops, or perhaps at Book, Film or Screenwriting festivals
  5. Writing books and guides: such as Robert McKee's Story, Stephen King's On Writing, William Goldman's Which Lie Did I Tell etc.
  6. Studied existing scripts or books: you can learn a lot from what's already been written
  7. Transferable experience: perhaps you are an actor, director or producer who has studied scripts, an editor or publisher who knows the business, etc. Also, I spelled this one incorrectly on the poll but I can't change it...
  8. None: you can't learn anything about writing from other people. If you have it, you have it.
I think there is room for more answers to this question, so if you have gained valuable knowledge in other ways please leave a comment on this post. For instance, I gained a lot from my very first bout of script feedback, but I had to know how to at least format a script before sending it out to people. Additionally, if you have attended classes or read books but have seriously learned nothing from the experiences, please say.

I'll keep the poll open for one week - so until 12:00 GMT Tuesday 7th April.

I'd love to hear your views.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Hello there

I realised that I've been busy blogging about competitions and the like for the last week or two, rather than what I've been up to. In truth, that's because I've been so busy with non-writing bits and bobs.

Still, I'm plodding on with the rewrite of The Hush, hopeful that the first three chapters will be tight by the end of the month. I'm amazed at the changes I've made - some of them are just huge. It's become a less grim book than it was before, with a few major character changes influencing the storyline in a positive way.

Chapters one and two have both doubled in size with the rewrite, which is a bit of a concern. There are chapters later on which I want to slim down though, so hopefully it will all balance out.

I'm really enjoying the process, and finding that I'm writing a lot from scratch again rather than simply changing words or sentences. Vaguely hopeful that there will come a point at which I will be able to use more of what's already there, but it's all good.

Going to have a relaxed weekend I think, probably won't be back on the blog until Monday. Have a good one!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

2009 BBC National Short Story Award

The 2009 BBC National Short Story award was launched today.

It's one of the highest profile short story competitions in the UK so worth checking out if you are eligible. The awards are £15,000 for the winner, £3,000 for the runner up and £500 for 3 further shortlisted stories.

Stories should be of maximum length 8,000 words, and the author must have "must have a prior record of publication in creative writing" (not online). Download the full terms and conditions for more details.

The deadline for entries is 5pm on 15th June 2009.

I don't think I'll be eligible! You never know, though.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

Stewart Lee has a new show on BBC2, the aptly named Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle.

It's ruddy marvellous. The first episode saw him tear apart celebrity books, and last night he turned his attention to television. Neither E4 nor Only Fools and Horses will ever seem the same again. I just love his style, the way he delivers his routines, and that some segments of it run for FAR longer than many other comedy routines would. I'd love to see him live, hopefully he'll be up for the Fringe at some point in the near future.

If you missed this and like his stuff, you can catch up on the iPlayer - I'd definitely recommend it.

There's also an interview with Lee on the Times Online for those interested.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Unimportant Meme

Potdoll tagged me with a meme to "mention 6 things or habits of no real importance about you". Here you go:

1. I have every Discworld book. Most of them are hardback, all of them have been read at least three times. I love 'em.

2. I can't dive or jump face forwards into water. It terrifies me. I've been snorkelling before and had to lower myself down boat ladders in flippers - embarassing and difficult.

3. I'm terrible for re-reading books over and over again. I'm therefore making an attempt to read as many new books as possible this year. Currently sitting at 24 for the year.

4. I am something of a compulsive stationary buyer, notepads in particular. Finance alone prevents me from having hundreds of them.

5. When I was at primary school I was in the school choir, but mostly mimed through shyness. As the years have passed I've turned into one of those awful people who walks around singing to themselves.

6. As a teen I memorised the Greek alphabet, 'for fun.'


Rules.

1) Put the link of the person who tagged you on your blog..

2) Write the rules

3) Mention 6 things or habits of no real importance about you.


I tag Andrew, Edda, Adaddinsane, Dave, Cate and Michelle

Friday, March 20, 2009

Coming Up

I've told at least half a dozen people about this scheme in the last week, so I thought I'd share the details here.

Coming Up
"COMING UP is the only talent scheme currently in the UK where emerging film-makers have the opportunity to make an authored drama with a guaranteed network broadcast. We will make up to 7 challenging and individual films from the best fresh talent in the UK. Each film will be for a half-hour C4 slot and we are looking for:
  • Bold ideas
  • Strong voices
  • Originality
  • Ambition
  • Wit
  • Urgency
  • Films that push boundaries in a way that wouldn't / couldn't be done in mainstream drama
  • Films that can be shot in 4 days on a limited budget"
In addition to application forms, you have to send away:
  • A synopsis/pitch for your idea for Coming Up (1-2 pages A4 max)
  • A detailed CV/Biography
  • A writing sample (60 pages max)
Full details and application forms are avaialble on the Channel 4 site. Also, if you go to the Touchpaper TV site you'll be able to download examples of previously successful pitches.

The deadline (post only) is 17th April, 2009.


I have been working out an idea for a while now, and started getting it down on paper on Monday. It's quite regional but very contained and should be cheap to film. I have a synopsis down, but working through the draft is taking me in a few different directions so I'll need to rewrite the synopsis before sending off. I will be entering this one. Anyone else?

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Skillset Careers Interview

I was through in Glasgow on Monday for my Skillset careers interview.

I'd applied for this back in September, just before the scheme became over subscribed and was put on hold for a while. I had completely forgotten what I'd written on the application form (note: always take a copy) and it was interesting to see what my goals had been 6 months ago when I originally applied.

The interview itself was with a producer rather than a writer, so it wasn't geared specifically towards my area of interest, but it was useful nonetheless. We reviewed my CV (I need to concentrate it more on my writing rather than including every bit of film work I've done), we talked about some schemes and competitions, and she gave me some pointers on places to contact etc.

If you're interested in getting an interview then you can get in touch with Skillset - they are free in Scotland just now, not sure about the rest of the UK or how long this will last.

To be honest one of the most useful things for me was finding out that I am on the right track, and just need to persist and make sure I actually follow through with competitions etc. I have a grand habit of getting excited about things, blogging them, doing lots of work, and then not following through. From now on, I WILL go for everything appropriate, no more excuses.

With that in mind, my next post will be about Coming Up...

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Graham Linehan Masterclass

Friday 13th saw me in Glasgow for the 2009 Scottish Students on Screen event. Have to be honest and say that the event wasn't really for me in the end and I left very early, however the Graham Linehan masterclass was the real pull and I managed to fight my way in to that.

As you would expect from a writer on shows like Father Ted, the Fast Show, Black Books and the IT Crowd, he was an intelligent and funny speaker and genuinely interesting to listen to. I took a lot of notes which I thought I'd pass on here. I've typed them up in the order I took them so they might not flow brilliantly, but they are as near to his words as I could scribble...

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The character of Ted was created with writing partner Arthur Mathews in a U2 spoof band. Arthur and Graham got started by sending unsolicited sketches to Smith and Jones. From there they were called in, got an agent and it all steamrollered.

He can't write unless he knows there's an audience, or (he changed his mind) he's being paid for it, as payment adds to the pressure and means you have to do it.

He feels that he developed his writing muscles with Father Ted as he was able to use the wide armoury of jokes he had gathered from his time on Smith and Jones - visual gags, quick jokes, and the talking heads of Dougal and Ted.

Father Ted remains his most rewarding experience as a writer, as he was writing with Arthur and thought Arthur was funnier than he was. He was also a bit scared of him, as Arthur was 10 years older. He felt he had to up his game and make what Arthur had already written even funnier, and make the story better, to prove himself.

He thought Ted was a good character as we already make so many assumptions about priests, so simply by a character wearing the outfit we hit the ground running, and a lot of the character work can be easier done.

For sketches and sitcoms, think of a situation that people think they know about but don't really know about. (He was talking about this mainly in relation to the Fast Show characters Ted and Ralph.)

A bit of warmth in a comedy is a good thing to have.

Writers can work best with audience restrictions - TV Burp has to appeal to one of the most potentially easily offended audiences on tv and is one of the funniest shows on. He thinks there is too much reliance on swearing and lewd humour in British sitcoms, and that often the sex situations don't seem real enough to happen, therefore aren't funny.

Don't write down to audiences and explain everything, write up - your audience will understand what is going on in time.

When you see something on TV that's really, really good, you should watch it lots and absorb it. He famously did this with Seinfeld when writing Black Books. He thinks the Simpsons is good for this too - one thing he took from the Simpsons was the idea of starting with something shockingly unlike the rest of the episode.

He has a fear of writing negative women in case he does it badly, as he says that 'women are mysteries for men'. He hated the trend a few years back of women characters in sitcoms who just came into a scene and commented on how silly the men were, and never wants to write a character like that. Despite this fear of writing negative women, he admits that Mrs Doyle is the best female character that they (he and Arthur) have written - she's not an ideal of a woman but of how the Catholic Church treated women, and how some women acquiesced with this view and allowed themselves to be negative figures.

There's an idea that if you're not typing, then you're not writing, but that's bull***t. (He swore there, of course, didn't actually say *.) Thinking about what you are going to write and planning it in your head is part of it.

He recommends StumbleUpon as a good way of finding out more about something you are writing, or getting inspiration. (If you've not used it before, check it out, there's a firefox add on which is great fun). He searches for terms - eg airplane - and sees what amazing web pages are returned.

He scribbles down lines, scenes, prop ideas, characters etc on cue cards as he thinks of something. When he has 100 he likes to lay them all out and find connections for episodes.

He likes to have three big funny moments worked out before he starts to write an episode, as he thinks it gives you the confidence to write the whole thing. If you are writing a scene which is a bit dull, you know you're going to get to the funny bit soon. When rewriting you might find the scenes aren't as funny as you thought, but they propelled you through the first draft so were useful.

You need to know your characters inside out, before you even write anything. He recommended checking out the Indiana Jones character PDF which is going about just now as a great example of a well worked out character. This particular comment was in relation to an audience question - one boy found that he couldn't link the funny bits in his sitcom together. Graham suggested that this was down to not knowing what the characters were going to do or say.

He's not a great fan of treatments, particularly not if you want to send something in for a producer to read. He reckons that if you are at all fired up about the project then you should write the script.

He says not to worry about copyrighting everything as people don't steal ideas. He says that a producer wants to find the right person to work with, not a script to steal.

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Hope that's of interest.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Scottish Students on Screen

Tomorrow I'm off to Scottish Students on Screen 2009 in Glasgow. Never been before, but there are a few different masterclasses on so hopefully something will take my fancy.
From their website:

"Highlights of this year's event are a master class with Father Ted creator Graham Linehan, a multimedia session with internationally renowned game designers, a directing workshop with Still Game director Michael Hines, a documentary film session with The Scottish Documentary Institute and a Music Video workshop with acclaimed production company, Forest of Black, among other great sessions. "

I am no longer a student, of course, but Screen Academy alumni get invited to this sort of thing and for a few quid it seems mad not to go - plus I do love Father Ted and the IT crowd so it would be brilliant to hear Graham Linehan talk. I imagine the Graham Linehan class will be filled up quickly, but hopefully there will be plenty more classes on if I don't get a space.

I will make my usual vague attempts to network tomorrow - business cards are at the ready, script ideas firmly lodged in my brain, and the idea of it isn't worrying me too much. Just hope I don't do my normal thing of slinking away from conversation and into a corner. If I do manage to talk to people, and if those people then find their way to this blog and read this post - well, good for me is all I can say.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Rewrite Revelations

There are stylistic problems with my book that I've had trouble trying to address in the rewrite. Namely, it's as if the book has been written in two different ways - the first half feeling very different from the second - and it has proven difficult to resolve.

I was pondering the problem this afternoon when the answer hit me in the face like a cat allergy. BAM. I know exactly what to do.

It means starting the rewrite from page one again, but that's fine by me.

I have rewarded my brain with a bar of fairtrade chocolate. I will try not to eat it all at once, but I make no guarantees.

Onwards and upwards, eh?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A life on two pages

I hate writing CV's. I need to hone both my creative (writing) and employment CV's this week, and spent most of yesterday sitting miserably in front of my PC doing this laborious, dull task.

I don't know why I find it so hard. There's just something so wrong in reducing your existence to a series of mere dates and duties. I want to throw curve balls in there: useless trivia (I once auditioned for Alan Rickman!); favourite quotes (Listen - do you smell something?); boring facts (I don't like runner beans!); and my favourite colour (green, of course).

I know that if I do this on a normal CV, most employers will roll their eyes and throw it in the bin. Creative CV's are something of a mystery to me at the moment, so I'm not sure what would happen there - but as brevity often seems to be the key to them they pose their own challenges.

There must be a point in a career where CV's are unnecessary or can be short (like: 'I am Russell T Davies, you fools, why haven't you hired me already?'*). I await this day with glee.

Next monday I've lined up a Skillset careers interview, and we'll be reviewing my creative CV there. Thing is, I want it to be decent for that, which is probably daft/pointless.

Does everyone else have these CV problems? Not to curse you, but I hope some of you do.

Hopefully I will finish up this morning, so this afternoon I can get back to the book. My poor precious is sitting, unloved, at 8% redrafted. Must do better.


*I have not seen his CV. This is a jest, a jape, a LIE.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Birds Eye View Festival 2009

I went to the Birds Eye View festival screenings in Edinburgh yesterday. A selection of 5 short films by female directors were shown, followed by some networking (which I didn't go to).

Quite often I'll attend short film events and not click with everything on show. It's quite a personal medium, and can be a very self indulgent one, so one persons ideal short can be another persons idea of nonsense. Last year's EIFF saw me attend a few short screenings: one in particular made me want to gouge my eyes out and plug my ears with them just so I wouldn't be subjected to some of the films any more.

Yesterday's Birds Eye View films shown were:
  • Love You More - an energetic, raunchy short about two teenagers
  • Sanctuary - a very moving documentary animation about an asylum seeker in the UK
  • Trip - about a dad taking his two daughters to the beach
  • Good Morning, My Sun! - a documentary short about an energetic elderly lady in Kyrgyz
  • August 15th - adapted from a true story about a young Chinese woman on a fateful bus trip
(I don't want to give anything away plot wise!)

The films were universally good - all but Good Morning, My Sun! were polished affairs (the rough translation and shambolic pacing in this mirrored the woman's home, whether or not this was intentional I don't know, but it lent it some charm).

I'd be hard pressed to find a favourite... Love You More was probably the highest calibre film, but August 15th is the one that has stayed with me. I'd watch them all again, and wish them all success in the festival circuits.

There are more events in London running over the next few days, and Potdoll has typed up some interesting notes from the Mary Harron masterclass.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Rewriting


I am very messy at home, and had notes for the rewrite scattered over several different notepads and bits of paper. I spent some time gathering them together and writing them up in a fancy pen on a big piece of card, which now sits beside my laptop.

Added to these notes are some I took at the Edinburgh Reading Room. The Hush is a fantasy centred in a very specific point of time, and I spent a morning at the library last week checking that some of the things I'd written were actually true. I also got loads of good ideas from the research - some characters are going to change drastically.

I've put another status bar at the side of this page to indicate my rewrite progress. Again, I've set 40,000 words as the goal, and hopefully this won't take quite as long as the original draft did. I've changed so much already - deleted most of the first chapter, inserted a prologue, merged chapter two to chapter one - and it's been great fun. Don't think I'll get anything done today, but hopefully a long session tomorrow will have me further forwards.

Friday, March 06, 2009

Links to look at

There's a curious little article on the Guardian site that you might find interesting: is writing for a living a joy or a chore?

Amit Chaudhuri says: "Writing novels is no fun; nor is, generally speaking, reading novels."
What?! I didn't think that there would be novelists out there who wouldn't enjoying reading or writing them. I wonder why he started?

I'm more with Julie Myerson: "Writing gives me such enormous pleasure, and I'm a much happier (and therefore nicer) person when I'm doing it."

For me, it's a joy, with or without deadlines or money involved. I love it. I can't imagine doing it if I hated it - there are so many jobs in the world, why shackle yourself to one you hate?
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We've been watching a lot of 30 Rock lately. Trying to limit ourselves to 3 a night to make it last as long as possible - it's just so good, I'm sure we could watch it all over a couple of evenings. The Times had an article about Tina Fey the other day, which was fascinating too. She's my new hero.
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Finally, I recently took part in the first 24 hour date stamp: check out the photos submitted.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

IMDB

I'm on IMDB.

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Ahem. Well, I can't go into much detail about the film I'm credited against just now, but when it's released I will tell you all about it. At this point I can tell you that it was produced and directed by the multi-talented Victoria Thomas, with Mona Hammond and Una McLean as our lovely leading ladies.

(It's weird - I'm both embarassed and excited to be telling you about this. I'm not very good at proper self promotion, you know.)

Between the Skillset careers interview I have lined up, a catchup with old and new friends from the Screen Academy on Saturday, and this, I am feeling far peppier about Screenwriting than I was a couple of months ago. I'm going to redraft one of my scripts (the one which did ok in the last Red Planet Prize) when I have finished the next novel rewrite, and get it OUT there. No more putting things off, just because I'm not confident. I will feign it from now on.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Comic

I've been using Pixton this afternoon. Here's attempt number 1:



I saw this link to this (along with some good examples!) originally on Jim Dempsey's blog.

Monday, March 02, 2009

A few short story competitions

There's a bit of a theme to these competitions!

River & Rowing Museum Short Story Competition

'To celebrate the centenary of 'The Wind in the Willows' and its enduring appeal, the River & Rowing Museum is inviting submissions of new river-related stories for a young 21st century audience.'
First prize £500, deadline 15th of March 2009, details here.

The Academy of Children's Writers

'We are currently promoting our Twenty Fourth Annual Write a Story for Children Competition that is open to all amateur writers over the age of 18. There are cash prizes of £2,000 for the best story submitted, £300 for second prize and £200 for the third placed story.'
Entry fee £2.70, deadline 31st March 2009, details here.


One for my younger readers:

The Leaf Books Young Writers’ Competition

'We’d like you to send us poems (up to 25 lines long) and micro-fiction (short stories under 300 words) on any theme imaginable. We’ll then pick our favourites and publish them in an anthology. There are three age categories: 18 and under, under 14 and under 11. One winning entry in each category will receive £50 and a free copy of the anthology.'
Entry fee £3, deadline 31st March 2009, details here.

Sunday, March 01, 2009

February

Firstly, I just want to say thanks to everyone who sent me messages on twitter, facebook and the blog yesterday. I've given up a lot to pursue this crazy full time writer notion I have, so it's lovely to get such encouraging, positive messages from people. Sincerely, thank you all.

Whisky

I celebrated with a little dram, as intended, then went out for dinner with friends. Altogether a good Saturday.

My main aim for February was to get the Hush down on paper. It's been floating around my head for about a year now, and started as a micro short story that I wrote one afternoon. When I was doing nanowrimo back in November the Hush was like an itch that I couldn't scratch, and I spent the weeks between November and February making notes, saving newspaper articles, gathering family stories, and sitting on everything until I felt like I to write it all down.

It's been an interesting process and I've really enjoyed it. The good writing days were just brilliant, and the more I wrote the more I understood my characters and their world. I scribbled notes for a second draft as the month passed, and wrote a few pages of things to address when I'd finished the draft yesterday.

The plan for March, then, is to use those notes to lead changes in a rewrite. I'm going to start the rewrite mid-week I think, as I'm fairly sure I should take a few days away from the book (although I don't really want to). My first redraft will address the character and story changes that I have noted. The next draft should check my style, tense, grammar etc. After that, I might sent it out to a few folks to read, then it's synopsis time.

I have a few script and short story ideas that I want to sort through this month. I also have an idea for a comic - but I don't really know where to start with that, so some research will need to be undertaken on that front...